Tweets that never got the chance to be tweeted

i wanna live in castle with fields of kush, have a ballroom, and drink beer and dance every night .. is this to much to ask? 


Wear nice jewelry, have a horse ranch, swimming pools, and a bar with endless amounts of beer and liquor!!

Where is this world? Heaven? Hell? I don’t know where it is, but i am asking no actually… IM BEGGING! Genie where are you?! Grant my wish.

~thoughts of the day~